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A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.
Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.
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Get Your Fanny Out same as get ur rat out
Monkey refers to vagina or fanjita
oi get ur monkeh out for the lads!!!
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To do something stupid! That is unexpected, when in the brr
God sake, your being such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey, you divvy cow!!
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The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.
Man, you missed some freaky monkey butt love at the park; I almost got hit!!!!!
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Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
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Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.
One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
Would you like to meet my shaven gay sex monkey? His name is Bob.
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When someone explains a family related event with a lot of excitement but the other person doesnt really get the complicated family relations. who was the auntie, uncle cousin,nephew etc etc??
a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.
sara: Im sorry which uncle was it? Thats alota family crap and im kinda in the monkey's his uncle moment.
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