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When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter
Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.
Wizard butt members have to think alike, act alike, and have alike roots. Wizard butt member stick up for each other no matter what. It is a great honor to join the gang and only the worthiest and most righteous may be allowed into the brotherhood.
I want to join wizard butt gang but they said im not worthy
The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.
Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*
When you pull a number completely out of your ass because some idiot just assumes that you have that person's number.
Let me just pull her number outta my ass. It'll be a real butt dial.
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A phrase used to disregard what someone says; Used when you have no earthly idea of how to respond; a come back.
Man: "I know I made a mistake calling you a fat oaf, but you should really forgive me. I'm your Dad!"
Girl: "Well you know what, Dad. Eat my butt."
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the act of being very, very gay whilst being very, very good at it.
yo, what's up with captain sequin shoes?
dunno, maybe he's a bit touched.
or maybe he's a little butt dart champion.
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The coldest of cold. Colder than butt ass freezing.When you walk outside and you want to cry from the wind and cold temperatures.
Do I have to walk the dog? It's butt ass cold out there.
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