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The act of seeing or hearing political opinions or propaganda from the tea party, whether the TEA-bag was intentional or not.
Mike: Wow Chris, this video is really good! You should watch it.
Chris: Mike, you just got TEA-bagged.
Mike: DANG IT.
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A drunken half breed Japanese bastard that cant stop getting Drunk and talking about things no one gives a fuck about.
My sister is dating a Douche Bag Jap
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a nigga makin cash by hustlin n sellin trees or powda/powder nah meen..its a straight gutta ass nigga stackin paper selling drugs.
deze niggas dont worry bout 5-0
" ay bra u wanna buy some green or some powder i got pills and eery thing that good stuff i'm a duffle bag boy fa real"
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He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!
Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!
Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!
Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!
Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!
Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!
Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!
THEME SONG!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!
Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
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A shitty trend that is going around. Literally EVERYONE at my school and in the city has these stupid bags because they think they are 'cool' or 'gangsta'. I seriously think that this is really stupid and all the bags should be burnt.
Callum: Haha look at the emoo! hes got a my chemical romance bag! what a fag haha. My country road bag is way better
Luke: Yeah country road bags are so awesome and unique
Aaron: I know right! they are like the trendiest bag ever...
Me: *Sigh*
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Means hows your sack or ball sack. Little to the Left little to the Right. Hows it hanging?
Yea How You Doing. Hows Ya Bag?
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