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A guy who lives in NY state who mows lawn for a living and has random outburst when he doesn’t take his pills on time which results in rage quitting in the online community.
Dang it Tim got upset again and pulled a New York Redneck.
When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
One who gives favor to oxidized iron. Oxidised iron is king, oxidised iron is god, the one an only. Hail to the King
i have listened to kanye west new album
This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.
Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.
A speech given by Chancellor Palpatine that makes it so The Great Jedi Purge is enacted and that the Galactic Repunlic is now an empire.
Start of Declaration of a New Order
Palpatine: ...and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled.
Bail Organa: What's happened?
Padmé Amidala: The chancellor's been elaborating on a plot by the Jedi, to overthrow the senate.
Palpatine: The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated!
(cut)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not even the younglings survived..
Yoda: This.. padawan.. killed, not by clones, but by a lightsaber, he was...
Obi-Wan: Who? Who could've done this?
(cut)
(Anakin killing separatists)
(cut)
Palpatine: The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but i assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!
(cut to mustafar)
Rune Haako: Stop! No!
(Rune Haako gets killed by Anakin)
(cut)
Palpatine: In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society!
Padmé Amidala: So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
(cut back to mustafar)
Nute Gunray: The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us peace! we only want- SHEAEAGH!
(Nute Gunray is slashed down by Anakin Skywalker)
Biggest Free State in Britain, often confused with New York due to it also being the City that never sleeps. Also well known as Scotlands oldest man frequents this suburb for a pint, Bud Rose, aged 124.
“Have you ever visited New York to see the Free State”
“Do you mean New Elgin as it’s bigger”
“Ah yes, I mean New Elgin, i’m off there to see Bud Rose old bastard”