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Tomorrow X Together’s Kang Taehyun which debuted only 2 years ago but better than most of famous vocalists. Kang Taehyun is Korea’s new vocal. And if you don’t agree go listen to his vocals and high notes. You will be suprised.
“Woah is that Kang Taehyun? He has wonderful healing vocals.”
“I know, he is Korea’s new vocal and kpop vocals future.”
A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.
“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”
“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”
The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door
My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door
The interchangeable sock you use in the middle of night when you decide to masterbate.
Hey man wanna see my new sock I just used it last night.
The new york metro is a big place.
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!
And the moral of the story is stay in school
A regularly updated online publication consisting of several connected subpages within one interface and containing news, articles, advertisement and other content relating to current affairs; often offering social elements.
The online news article I read isn't used in the printed publication.
The online news article is fake.