mom

made of money

hey mom vcan i have some money? "what am i made of money or something???" well yeah ur names 'M O M" made of money= mom means made of money

Mom

Moms are the best there cute and hot, moms help a lot 💕 they mean the world to you

I love my mom so much

mom

that bitch who u saw at birth

mom give me milky

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

Mom

A women that can either be an asshole or a nice lady that controls you when you are a child that can’t wipe his own fucking ass

Me: Mom come wipe my dirty asshole
Mom: *Has so many regrets*

Mom

Kirumi tojo is the definition of mom. The mose responsible and caring person whilst dealing with everybody else’s bullshit

Kokichi: have a nice trip! see you next fall mom!
Shuichi: kokichi shut up tojo was just executed, you clown.

Mom

Some one that gave birth to you and she doesn’t care about you or your friend, also she hits you a lot

Kid-Mom Can I get this game

Mom- No, you disappointment go to your room and think about why you disappoint me every single day