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A gathering of men only to celebrate the stag pre wedding activities, must involve alcohol must not involve wife’s/girlfriends, sadly not all adhere to the rules
You not gonna believe it he’s only bringing his misses along to the stag do....... ya gotta be joking 🙈
A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches
I used a squiggle do daddy and now I can poo again
A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches
I used a squiggle do daddy and now I can poo again
Harming yourself or being submissive to any act that is in form of being physically abusive to oneself.
“Holy tickle my boobs, she did the Charlotte”
“Honayyy do the Charlotte & I will cry”
Letting them know you are about to slap the shit out of them so they can take back what they just said
Jack: “I think Games of Thrones Season 8 was actually decent.”
Bill: “Wait what do you mean?”
It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.
Billy: Oi Jil I'm Doing Ur Mom Tonight.
And I'm not going to let you use this instrumentally to take my fucking rights away you piece of shit. That's exactly what you want. You refuse to accept that doing this doesn't translate to YOU BEING JUSTIFIED TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY and that is EXACTLY what you want. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY RIGHTS AND YOU WILL NEVER LIFT A FINGER TO STOP ME FROM KILL A KID.
Hym "So, no. If I'm not compensated for YOU DOING TO ME THE THING YOU ARE DOING. I AM GOING TO MURDER A CHILD. END OF DISCUSSION. I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY RIGHTS. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LIBERAL. I HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM. I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THERAPY. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU WANT MY RIGHTS SO BADLY COME OUT PUBLICLY AND TELL ME I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY AND I WILL GIVE ALL OF MY RIGHTS AWAY IN THE FORM OF MURDERING A FUCKING KID. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU POLICE MY MORAL YOU ATHEIST FILTH. YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORITY. I won't accept it because I DO know. And YOU WILL CONFIRM WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE OR I WILL KILL A CHILD. I don't care if it comports to your conceptualization of what constitutes justified belief. You had better pray to the God you don't believe in that I'm NOT talking to myself. Because IF I AM, that kid is fucked. It's dead. I'm not going to let you police my success. If I fail I die and if I die you kids die with me."
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