E-pussy

The Asshole of a male, also considered a "boypussy". who plays a lot of videogames, and defines himself as a gamer. By definition, the asshole is considered an E-pussy, when the diameter of the asshole does not exceed the diameter of an 18 year old males thumb.

"damn, i smashed that mans asshole yesterday. it was tight like a real E-pussy"
"boy, that guys asshole fit tightly aorund my thumb. just like a real E-pussy"
male1: "man, i dont know if you could consider my asshole as a real E-pussy" male2: "well, it is being defined by an 18 year old males thumb, so let me check.mhm. yeah, it is a real E-pussy!"

e-whine

Silicon-based diatribe.

Bob sent me yet another lengthy e-whine.

e-met

to meet someone on electronic media (Fb, Twitter, etc) without ever meeting in person

I have often tried to explain to my family and other people how I have friends whom I feel close to even though I have never really ever met them in person. For example, "Margo and I have been friends for a year. We e-met on Fb."

i8’09//8!”e

your girlfriends awful attempt to code

i8’09//8!”e
what?
its a code hehe

E-than

A male whom contains abnormal amounts of unreasonable homosexual tendencies and can be pleased by extremely gay sexual activities.

“Hey dude wanna come out tonight?”
“Na Man, it’s gonna be past my curfew in half an hour”
“Oh come on, don’t be such an E-than”

Wall-e Papi

Wallpaper

I will make this my Wall-e papi its so cute 😍

e-fucking

When someone is so in love with you, that they disregard all opinions and decide to focus on only you and your sexual interests.
Fuck you Emily

I wanna tell Alyssa that she's wasting her time with her boyfriend, but she's to busy E-fucking him

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