life is novel

Positive response based on the mishearing of the lyric "Life is a Novel" in the Ensemble Stars!! song Shukufuku no Library (lit. "Library of Blessings") by Valkyrie. The use first arose from certain internet users not realising the phrase featured an article and thus assuming the phrase featured a play on words, with the word "novel" being able to play both the role of a noun (in the sense of book) and that of an adjective (in the sense of new). It is usually preceeded by the word "godbless" (mirroring the song, where the single word is sung before the phrase in question), but is suitable for any kind of conversation.

A: "godbless"
B: "life is novel, just like the hit song shukufuku no library by valkyrie ensemble stars"

P: "WEVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX FOR 2HOURS AND 28 MINUTES"
D: "life is novel"

Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.

Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."

Shit stain in lifes underwear

Low life..

You're a shit stain in lifes underwear..