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The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).
"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
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A recreational lifestyle preferred by rural Caucasian and often involving boating, melanoma inducing tanning, and the consumption of large amounts of low quality alcoholic beverages.
While he sat in the parking lot of the Dollar General, Dale observed a woman carrying a case of White Claw, along with several children, pile into GMC Terrain with a Lake Life decal on the back window.
The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God
Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct
A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.
For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"
A positive expression exclaiming you or a group of people at a party/rave/camp/festival that lasts over night and will be sleepin in a "trench" or ditch.
*while I the trench some one walks by you Rais your beer "trench life"
Other: "oh yeah! Trench life"
The act of not wanting to get out of bed
J: man fuck life, I'm just gonna stay in bed