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penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018


guacamole nigga penis

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature

person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"

by joeishandicapped February 6, 2025


Guacamole Nigga Penis

A huge dick used by true nigga's

Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020


guacamole nigga penis

when she keep suckin it after u already nut

Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"

by penis holderr 340 July 12, 2023


massive penis

krool does not have it nigga

you do not have a massive penis nigger

by dommymommynigger October 20, 2022


Shahin’s penis

A guy who is referred to as a Shahin’s penis has an unusually shaped penis. This penis not necessarily below average size however, it definitely can be.

Haha did you see Greg’s cock? He had a total Shahin’s penis.

by StarlaXThrew876 April 15, 2022


Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck

I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022