Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”
a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature
person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"
A huge dick used by true nigga's
Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".
when she keep suckin it after u already nut
Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"
A guy who is referred to as a Shahin’s penis has an unusually shaped penis. This penis not necessarily below average size however, it definitely can be.
Haha did you see Greg’s cock? He had a total Shahin’s penis.
It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck
I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS