How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

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saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

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I didn't know you were chill like that

I Didn't Know You Were Chill Like That, originally known as I Didn’t Realize You Were Chilling Dog, refers to a viral video trend on TikTok that involves one person in a car, predominantly a Tesla, giving a peace sign or hang ten sign to someone annoyed at their behavior. The trend started in mid-2022 on TikTok.

Walter white: Jesse do you wanna cook?
Jesse: Mr White I didn't know you were chill like that!

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how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

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what a drag to love you like I do

its painful how someone can love another without them knowing

what a drag to love you like I do *sighs*

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don't act like yo shit don't stank

don't act like you special.

you keep on judging me, don't act like yo shit don't stank, you the same as everyone else

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