Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

dom cheese

Only one who has name dom with at his disposal circumcised foreskin.

“Dom can I eat your dom cheese I’m hungry.”
“Dom cheese”

3👍 10👎

Catch some cheese

Getting some pussy after a long break

I have to catch some cheese jojo. I haven’t been with a girl in ages.

Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese

That girl over there is always huffing cheese