the word I farted means I want to be fucked by a submissive femboy immediately
"i want black dick in my mouth right now oh shit i farted"
When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.
John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"
Where the farts of people, whom think their shit doesn't stink, reside.
Jesse has so many farts just sitting on thrones inside her fart palace.
After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.
I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!