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Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler

Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”

by pocketmuffin24 July 4, 2020


blue stfu

blue, please shut the fuck up

blue: hi
everyone: blue stfu

by BeePet July 9, 2021


Blue Devil

The act of one setting their fluctuance on fire. The methane from the fluctuance when exposed to fire turns the flame various shades of blue.

A term used mainly in the north east portion of the United States that gained popularity in the 1980's and 1990's when young teens discovered they could stay warm in the cold winter months by lighting their fluctuances on fire.

Chad can't walk today because his anus was severely burned when he got drunk doing 'blue devils'

by BradyD February 28, 2023


Blue Devil

When two men are engaging in oral sex at the 50 yard line. As the gentleman receiving oral sex is about to climax, the gentleman giving the oral sex stops prompting the gentleman receiving the oral sex not to climax

OH!! Perry!!! Im gonna cum.....hey......where you going???? You little Blue Devil!!!

by brown lightning January 21, 2021


Blue YouTube

A nickname for OnlyFans, often used on social media profiles toptomote models in a veiled fashion, specially when TOS on the social network where promotion occurs, censor, disallow, shadowban or somehow penalize using the full site url

(on an Instagram bio):

Like what you see? Follow me on Blue Youtube

by That boomer over there March 20, 2024


Hot blue moon

When you pee on a Belgian woman's chocolate starfish.

Last night I hot blue mooned her and she loved it.

by Imam Thurman March 1, 2015


Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019