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a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)
bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt
The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).
"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
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Life's punishment. When you had too much quality of life, so you get inequality.
Me: Opens 57727 chests
What I get: 56344 commons, 826 uncommon, 6 epics, and 0 legendaries
Me: Erupts into a hell hole
Me, aftermath: Fucking Inequality of life... Why does it just exist?
Many think this simply means "a lover of the beach". But it also has a police/military slang definition:
When you see a Salt Life or Pirate Flag with a skull and swords, don't assume they are Jimmy Buffett fans. They are secret symbols for law enforcement or military personnel.
The word Salt is a play on the word Assault as in assault teams and the pirate flag was worn by some Navy Seals in Africa.
Regardless, LEOs and Military members have adopted them both as a way to publicly say who they are to others in the know but without the general public noticing. Many times undercover cars will have either of these stickers on them.
"License and registration, sir?...Oh you're a brother? I didn't see your Salt Life tag at first. Sorry, have a great day."
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Life Above is a kind of thinking in the shady
That makes you reincarnated
Follow in the footsteps of the moon, until your Life Above
a roblox game where all the online daters say "123 FOR GF" or "123 FOR BF". some online daters are found in the game. you can make them break up if you have admin commands if you are a popular youtuber (which i bet you aren't). you turn yourself invisible. go inside their house. go to their location. make their bf force to say "I HATE YOU!" or "You look ugly" or "Your clothes look so lame" and over 9,000 insults you can come up with. Until their gf breaks up
Moving on. You can also adopt a baby in baby strollers and throw them in the water for the lulz
Person: Adopts a baby in Life in Paradise. 2 minutes later. Nevermind. (throws in water)
Person 2: WAAAAAAAAA. *drowns*