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Life grip

The opposite of death grip.

a grip so tight even chuck norris's round house kick would have trouble breaking." " Hes studied.... LIFE GRIP, we cant even hope to win.

by Ohsnaappp March 21, 2011


The first law of the Circle of life

this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.

the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022


android-life

when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)

'wow he has a android-life'

by Nancy Tim August 29, 2019


spice life

Some one that smokes mamba and gouch all day in a trans

Check that spice head proper loving the spice life

by Toobz14 June 12, 2019


Life warrior

1.Someone who has fought their battles in life with minimal support or family
2. Someone who takes the lead in facing life's battles.

She was a life warrior, until she got her moment in life.

by Stained2022 November 28, 2021


sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017


ejaculation of life

As a man is about to cum in/on the girl's vagina/mouth/tits, he screams out the intro to the circle of life from the lion king i.e. AHHHHHHHHSEVEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dude I did the ejaculation of life last night on my girlfriend, she gagged for it

by maximus big cock March 5, 2014