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When a cat gets stoned it lasts forever
When Emma the cat rolled a doobie, it was high as a cat forever.
A great person who is always there for their friends and helps alot when you're going through stuff. An all round great person who you are lucky to be friends with! They also love gore
Person 1: Jelly cats is awesome!
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?
When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.
“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett
By Definition a cat stare is a stare by another person that mimics yours. in such a way, that as you move they move to the same position. it is as if to hinder or block your vision so you only stare at that person (or cat).
To note: usually this is found in a person who is in a state of "love at first sight.", or a creepy person who is either obsessed with you or is too friendly
"Did he just give you the cat stare a few moments ago
The act of switching from your girlfriend to her best friend in an attempt to get off during sex.
“Cat swapping” has caused my girlfriend to break up with me and her best friend is somehow pregnant
a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.
friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”
a) synonym for the phrase "bigger fish to fry".
b) can also be translated to French of France as "d'autres chats à foueter"
people waste a lot of time doing meaningless things like crimes and drugs when they have other cats to skin, such as pursuing their educational/career ambitions.