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This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.
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My friend witnessed the Brown N Rats Incident! So gayyyyyyyyy!……
A mexican mushroom head penis.
Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.
When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
A brown job is typically a job that is done to a high standard, niggers would use this to show their gratitude to each other once complete.
Pathway looks nigger, brown job!
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Unprotected sexual intercourse while the woman in menstruatin.
Bro Katie and I last night were totally browning the cheese last night.
She finally consented to anal sex, I was shooting into the brown last night!
When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper
Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"