the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)
Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!
Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?
Riley: Ya!!!
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A parasitic worm that eats one's brain and makes them only want to play Line Rider when one has played too much 'Line Rider'. Is not literal.
If you don't stop playing Line Rider you're going to get line rider monkey worms in your brain and all you're going to be able to do is play Line Rider.
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refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.
i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'
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Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.
Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.
Purple Flying Monkey Humper
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A man who relies on his ability to seem sensitive and cry on demand to get laid.
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Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.
Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey
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A person of african decent or commonly known as a black person.
That chocolate covered dirt monkey stole my chicken and kool-aid.
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