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Moms life

a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)

bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt

by eeveelover42069 February 8, 2024


What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?

Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023


suckin at life

somone who does too much k

Giselle is suckin at life

by Ekard June 29, 2013


Life be lifing

An expression that acknowledges the unpredictable and often challenging nature of life, reflecting its ongoing, sometimes relentless disruptions and surprises.

It can be used humorously to add a light-hearted tone when discussing life's ups and downs, or more seriously to express resignation to circumstances beyond one's control.

Humorous: "Missed my bus, spilled coffee on my shirt, and forgot my wallet—all before 9 AM! Well, life be lifing!"
Serious: "I was set to present today, but with the news of the family crisis, I had to postpone. Life be lifing, as they say."

by ThoughtfulTheorist April 16, 2024


Boosting life

When someone is taking something normal and taking it to the Extreme.

When Tommy said he got some new J's and they were some Walmart fall apart Boosting life

by Reality9087 July 14, 2017


The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death

Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it

by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022


Bag for life

A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.

For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"

by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020