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I’ve had this question for a real long time I’m bad boy and it’s plain to see. So why don’t good girls fall in love with me
Guy 1- he Albert still plays Pokémon go..
Guy 2- why do good girls like bad guys?
Guy 1- bud, we will never know
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a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass.
Boy: "hey babe wassup"
Girl: "ewww get out my face, yo breath smell like bounce dat ass!"
Boy: "oops my bad I forgot to brush my teeth."
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A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.
Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?
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Means that you are cool about doing something.
Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.
Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.
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a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"
Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!
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This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.
Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..
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some who is unusualy large for thier body size
People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around
MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours
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