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this is possibly the worst thing ever

i should never look out emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

by Pottbellyocassional June 25, 2025


Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021


Cat Stare

By Definition a cat stare is a stare by another person that mimics yours. in such a way, that as you move they move to the same position. it is as if to hinder or block your vision so you only stare at that person (or cat).

To note: usually this is found in a person who is in a state of "love at first sight.", or a creepy person who is either obsessed with you or is too friendly

"Did he just give you the cat stare a few moments ago

by Theamazinggeek February 25, 2015


cat swapping

The act of switching from your girlfriend to her best friend in an attempt to get off during sex.

Cat swapping” has caused my girlfriend to break up with me and her best friend is somehow pregnant

by Drowned Cereal May 09, 2024


iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.

friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”

by kskaps January 22, 2023


Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022


cat revenge

when your cat decides to sleep on the clothes you layed out and for some reason is shedding more than any other cat alive at the moment. probably because you made it mad at one point or another.

when you ignore your cat and it lays on your clothes.-cat revenge

by That-Ninja October 28, 2009