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when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her
I was hungry but I puked on the way down, go wash your ass you dirty butt slut
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A girl who receives anal sex willingly, despite feeling somwhat dirty and superfrumpyafterwards.
"Baby, please don't tell your friends. I don't want to be known as up-the-butt girl!!"
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The effect of stretching your ear too fast.
If you skip/don't wait long enough to go up a size, your ear lobe will start to wrinkle and look like a cat's butthole.
"Dude, did you see his ear? He has that cat butt effect goin' on!"
"My friend went from a 18g to a 00g in 3 weeks, now his ear looks like my cats ass!"
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To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.
Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."
Guy 2- "DO IT!"
*Fondles*
Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"
An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket
"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."
The day after drinking and you have the beer shits but your friends want breakfast. So you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you shit in the bowl with your liquid beer shit.
Chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. So me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of Honey Butt Beerios.
A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.
Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.