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When you take a shit and half of it is brown and half is black/white
When a zebra rolls in shit
I just took a brown zebra!
Why do you have a brown zebra?
The kind of kicking, screaming, cussing mess you would expect from a 13 year old girl on her first period or maybe a 2 year old child, Likely set off by being presented with hard facts that he doesn’t like or being faced with some small inconvenience he doesn’t like.
“I heard Todd start screaming behind me so I turned around expecting to be facing a mountain lion only to find out he had tripped and spilled half his coffee and was only having a Todd brown temper tantrum.”
“Bill, have I just been visited by your brown ghost?”, asked Ted.
A racist name for apple crumbles or pie. Popular in the 1950s.
"You always got these very lumpy mashed potatoes on steak night, and for dessert you got Brown Betty, which nobody ate, except maybe the little kids in the lower school that didn’t know any better--and guys like Ackley that ate everything." (From the Catcher in the Rye, by J.D Salinger)
The best, most loyal, and beautiful puppy ever! She's my best pal.
Named after the Fringe Episode, she really fit her name..
Chronic Supernova and Afghani Kush.. a wild ride.. and a heart of gold.
A fierce spirit, and savior of my life, she earned her wings today, she went home.
Brown Betty Bam Ba Lam.. my goldeneyed girl.. you will be missed, head hand and heart.
Common Las Vegas term that involves snorting cocaine out of the intergluteal cleft of a prostitute.
It was a crazy party at the hotel. Everyone was doing brown-bettys off the local girls.
When you take a dump in the tank of the toilet so that every time you flush, the water stays brown.
Someone dropped a Brown Betty in my toilet and now the water won’t clear up