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To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.
I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.
Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties
I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual
Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
Mia, Sarah and Laura are all sick cheeses ;)
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When a foreskin is so full of smegma you can push it off in the shape of a doughnut.
His dick was so dirty he made a cheese doughnut.
Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”