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1- Great-great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.
Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.
When you feed your partner mac and cheese during loud sex, so mac and cheese noises are coming from both ends of her.
Last night we were running late, so instead of having dinner and then sex, I gave ger the Double Ended Mac Attack
If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.
People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.
Different people held to different standards.
Nothing he/she did was ever lecherous, but if some else did the same thing as him/her, it was called lechery. No amount of celebration was excessive enough for him/her, and it was never called gloating when he/she did it, but if somebody else did it, it was always called gloating. He/she never did anything by a double standard, but was quick to try and tease or poke fun at the double standards of others.
The one where if a dude claimed he got raped people wouldn't hesitate to question or laugh about his suffering/trauma, but if a female claims she got raped, people are expected to cry, march, protest, beat, kill, or a cut somebody's dick off for her, go to war, do something about it is one you don't hear about much from feminists. No wonder they keep so much power that way.
You tend to hear a feminist pick at the double standards that make them look brave, strong, and heroic more than you tend to hear about the ones that make them look cowardly, pathetic, and weak. Males don't have that luxury, despite all their push for what they think equality is. Their view of equality is that males have it made, and it's an unrealistic view.