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cat tenders

a skinny cat

my cat tenders ate themselves

by cabagekid69 April 5, 2022


Hoss-Cat

A large woman; especially one who wears tight clothing while being large

That cheerleader is a hoss-cat.

by The_Mike_Honcho May 25, 2024


When the cats are away, the mice will come out and play

When your significant other or parents are away for a few days and you plan with your old trustful friends to meet up.
It usually happens in a tucked away shack in the woods where wild and crazy sexual experiences occur. You smoke weed, sing songs, lots of laughs, massages, spa baths, explore various kinds of sexual pleasure, lots of dirty taboo sex which is so good you're not even allowed to think about it. It can occur between two or more groups of friends, depends on what tickles your fancy.

Sia: 'Having sex with someone you really shouldn't be having sex with can make you reach for the skies faster than Kim Jong-Un's super large heavy nuclear warhead'.
Jocelyn: 'True, when the cats are away, the mice will come out and play that's for sure'.

by patootie's girl December 23, 2017


Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022


cat revenge

when your cat decides to sleep on the clothes you layed out and for some reason is shedding more than any other cat alive at the moment. probably because you made it mad at one point or another.

when you ignore your cat and it lays on your clothes.-cat revenge

by That-Ninja October 28, 2009


porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

by WilkieWeagle September 14, 2008


Orange Cat

Either a cute cat that likes to cuddle or an old grumpy one that likes to bite you for no reason, or also a cat that eats alot of lazana and likes to be a fat ass.

That cat was being such an orange cat

by The Man of the kingdom November 10, 2024