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Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”
When your playing some team fooseball and one guy just absolutely let’s everything in when he’s on defense.
Damn, Eddy got that Swiss cheese defense. He’s letting everybody score!
Used to define the smell one detects from a man's hairy ballsack.
Fuck, that's definitely swiss cheese!
When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.
"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.
so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
The creamy awesomeness.OF THE EARTH
“How many bowls of mac and cheese have you had?”
“Yes”
“But I asked how-”
I said yes.”
A massive coronary brought on by assholes that purposely drug you, to get you out of their hair because you know too much, and know what they do is completely wrong.
E: I'm going to mac and cheese this bitch for discovering my affair.
D: Well I already got my husband, so do it up. I won't tell.
M: I'll whip up that chili for you to help it along.....