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Something someone told me when I asked "wbu?"
Idiot: Wyd?
Me an Intellectual: Being an dumbass in class wbu?
Idiot: Back Cash
Its when your very horny and instead of from the front you get jerked off from the back between the legs under the cheeks.
Would you like to give me a back tug
When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
A negative terms towards Canadians
(Friend) That Canadian was rude and judgemental.
(Me) meh fuckem he's a cold back anyways
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Hym "Well!? Call back you fucking clown! Why call me from a number I can't redial and not even have the patience to wait 30 seconds so I can turn off my Bluetooth? Wtf is wrong with you?"
That was called a call-back you humorless dork.
Hym “That was a call-back you humorless dork. How’s all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.”
Something your father will never do.
Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.