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A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.
John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."
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the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.
Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.
dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.
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For that one special motherfucker who grinds your gears.
Ah, that bitch. That knuckle dragging swamp cunt.
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someone who is a whore (one who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for money) a slunt, (someone who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for money and fun), a cunt, ( a mega bitch) and a bitch (a normal bitch). This combination only occurs under the most inebriated of circumstances.
Dave: Oh my god, he was calling Rebecca a whore slunt cunt bitch last night!
Isabella: Yeah, well she deserved it!
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like cock blocking with a twist, a cunt punt is when a straight girl comes up to her lesbian friend and scares away a potential lesbian from approaching her friend out of fear they are dating.
tammy put her arm around me at the gay bar and I was like you know your cunt punting.
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A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
"Eat shit! You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt".
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The best insult to anyone, ever.
1: hey
2: YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
1:(sniffle)
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