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Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!

OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!

by A matchmaker September 18, 2017


jack ongman

The hottest guy on the fucking planet 😍

Friend 1- I wanna meet a hot guy

Friend 2- Go talk to jack ongman

Friend 1- shit he’s too hot

by Jack ongman March 19, 2018


Jack boogiedown brough

jack boogiedown brough is a fat lad that likes to perform the boogie down in public especially infront of his girlfriends (audrey) and like to vape and play games all day.

george: have you seen Jack boogiedown brough today?
fred: no he is probably just playing games and vaping

by Jack Boogiedown Brough April 19, 2023


jack

a boy who claims to be straight but didn't know what heterosexual meant

is kinda a sus boy

blind but plays tennis

Niagra falls - no further comment

this boy is sus

must be a jack

by lilythomas01 October 8, 2020


Jack.

A Gigachad of sorts. Someone who has lots of success with woman.

Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure! We just have to find Jack.’s chest first.

by Jack. stan May 11, 2021


Jack.

A Giga Chad of sorts. Hater of weebs. Jack. has a chest so large that one can play tic-tac-toe on it. This primal chad is on a quest to eliminate weebs and slam women. No one knows how such a legendary being came to be but people just appreciate him, men envy him and women get wet at the sight of him.

Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some good ol’ tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure pal, we just have to find Jack. first so we can use his chest.

by Jack. stan May 11, 2021


Jack

A guy doesn’t shut the fuck up

Shut up jack

by Owen the Dogger August 22, 2020