They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
The hottest guy on the fucking planet 😍
Friend 1- I wanna meet a hot guy
Friend 2- Go talk to jack ongman
Friend 1- shit he’s too hot
jack boogiedown brough is a fat lad that likes to perform the boogie down in public especially infront of his girlfriends (audrey) and like to vape and play games all day.
george: have you seen Jack boogiedown brough today?
fred: no he is probably just playing games and vaping
a boy who claims to be straight but didn't know what heterosexual meant
is kinda a sus boy
blind but plays tennis
Niagra falls - no further comment
A Gigachad of sorts. Someone who has lots of success with woman.
Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure! We just have to find Jack.’s chest first.
A Giga Chad of sorts. Hater of weebs. Jack. has a chest so large that one can play tic-tac-toe on it. This primal chad is on a quest to eliminate weebs and slam women. No one knows how such a legendary being came to be but people just appreciate him, men envy him and women get wet at the sight of him.
Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some good ol’ tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure pal, we just have to find Jack. first so we can use his chest.