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When you rub a cherry on your gooch and then offer it to a friend.
I offers my girlfriend a fart cherry, only to explain after what it was.
When you seek pranking revenge, you take your socks off after a long day at work, roll them into a tight ball and fart directly into a sock. Then you throw the fart filled sock at across the room at your unsuspecting prey. The sock hits the person in the face. The stink bounces out of the sock and person has no choice but to smell your fecal vapor. Have fart will travel.
Lately, Missy has demonstrated how depraved she is. When her husband, Kevin, who did not clean up the kitchen befoe she came home from work and found him watching TV, performed the lude act of Fart-Triloquism. She actually threw her pungent fart--using her dirty sock as the transport vehicle at him. What a stink bomb!
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
Dude I love that song Havana farting la
When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice
The act of farting so big and juicy that you physically feel it
Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*
The technique of pressing your naked butt against another naked body and farting.
I like to surprise my girlfriend with a bareback fart before I trap her in the Dutch oven.