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Someone who is wringled and their face looks like a leathery hand bag
another case of hand-bag-face in the family
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what a white boy gets when going to a drive-thru window of a ghetto fast food restaurant. when placing his order with his usual drunken-wigger voice, the window clerk immediately signals the other employees who begin to sweep the floor of all droppings, garbage, dust-bunnies and boogers into a bag. the white boy pays his $8.66, smiles and does not return.
After discovering the white-boy bag, the crew fired up the volvo wagon and decided to return to the diner in their own town for late-night eats.
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Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
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T BAGGING This is when you hold your girlfriend or someone else's dirty tampon and dip it into your drink and then go bottoms up!!!!
Hey ,i dunked your T bag in my beer honey, I think you should cut down on the garlic babe.
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When you go to New York City and some dirty ass street peddler offers you a 'great deal' on a fake Prada bag for only 25 dollars, you turn it down, because youre not sure. So when they offer you two for 15 you kindly accept, eager to tell your friends what a great deal you just made. Then, 5 minutes later you get mugged by a pointman who saw you open your rich tourist wallet on the street, you stupid fuck. Then you drive 3 hours home and all you have is a fucking fake Prada bag that you compare to your friends fake Louis Vitton bag.
damn, 2 bags for only 15 bucks, that shit's fake!
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Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.
Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco
Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.
Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.
A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!