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When your in the shower, spread your cheeks and put your asshole on the wall, water is flowing down your back and through your crack, and then you fart, the fart with the water running down your crack against the wall creates a vibrance sound like a duck quack. Calling it the duck fart.
Oh, I hear a duck fart, Martin must be in the shower.
Used to describe someone who seems confused, disoriented, or out of place.
For example, someone "wandering around like a lost fart" might imply aimlessness or lack of direction.
When you fart after you get out of the pool and it sticks to you all day
Hey max did you just get out of the pool.yah what’s wrong.did you fart ,yes,that’s a pool fart that’s nasty your gonna smell like that all day.
Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.
person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*
the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.
When you fart on the couch and it seeps so deep, you sit back down again and the fumes burn the nostrils again.
Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
"Fuck. I think I just sat on a re-fart"
When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.
We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product