someone who quacks like a duck while boning a girl with their bloody penis
When you fuck a girl when she's on her period
Yeah bro I fucked her last night
Friend : congrats your got the red flag award
The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown
Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls
Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”
Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
A top notch youth baseball team coached by volunteers. Low registration fees and decent town fields. Sometimes daddy ball and sometimes not.
Cheshire Reds always find a way to win. Even though they only have Daddy ball coaches.
A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.
"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"
An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.
Rather then buying new furniture, Mark does some Red neck Engineering to fix them up again..