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New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel January 01, 2021


Herm News

Fake News

This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?

by Burner Account September 17, 2020


New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 05, 2025


New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 28, 2021


your brand new obsession

<3 luv u jake <333

do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession

by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018


@valz new code

Suck your friend tray dick

"@valz new code" give tray head

by hjshesihe March 01, 2022


Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.

Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!

by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022