When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession
A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.
Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!