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A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.
The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.
All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.
used to define a person who is
A. emo
B. a cat girl
person 1: look its an emo cat girl
emo cat girl: go kys i hate you
This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness
“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”
Annes cat from amphibia, also her pride and joy
"Domino is so cute!" (I have to write domino the cat (domino) for this to be approved
A group of furries that identify themselves as cats, their leader is Lunar.
Person 1: "Hey check out these people I met on the internet"
Person 2: "That's the Cat Clan"
In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?