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Taking a retardedly long time to shit
“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”
Looser-Stoner Kid
Jack Curran is a low life that smokes all day.
A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!
Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?
Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!
Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.
Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)
Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.
Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.
Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
An amazing, awesome, fantastic & incredible individual. He has intellectual excellence in cognition performance especially regarding his academic achievements. The mental faculties and smartness functioning is beyond comprehension and understanding. He’s so handsome that he’s an magnetic force to women. He’s Harvard Ivy League accepted, and had a perfect GPA in Highschool. He’s nice and kind to be around, everyone loves him.
Jack Macdonald is magnificent and manifesting true success!
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Jack Daniels + Dr. Pepper = Jack n Pepper
Yo, anyone want a Jack n pepper??
This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.
"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."
Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.
This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!