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long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

by shreddietodie October 7, 2017


The creative life

The act of gurth gapping all over your cousin

That guy lives the creative life

by Fat chode May 31, 2016


VID-LIFE

This time of life we living in! Started in 2019 and has continued throughout 2020 with no sign of ending. Vid is a short way of saying covid-19!

Everything is shutdown because we in the Vid-Life.

The Vid-Life is depressing!

by BLEEK SAVAUGE November 22, 2020


Life's Poser

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.

My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.

by Odranreb Aíugrum April 11, 2021


Real Life Witch

Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.

1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.

3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.

4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.

5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold breasts.

This is your guide to spotting a real life witch! Stay safe out there

by The Milk Man Cometh July 14, 2024


Lie-Life

A person of who's life is a lie

He is a Lie-Life

by APersonWhoLivesInACardboardBox May 10, 2019


discord life

when your life is nothing but being on discord 24/7, get nothing done and act like a loser.

charles: what is discord life?
aiden: discord life, when you spend all your glorious years of life on discord.
charles: that person must be a loser...
aiden: no. they're just lonely.

by discord_addict November 6, 2021