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wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023


New Jersey Cheesesteak

A type of sandwich made from thinly sliced liver cooked with onions and limburger cheese.

Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.

Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.

by Network Pathogen August 2, 2021


Happy New Tier

The new lockdown year for 2021.

Boris; happy new tier everyone, I hate the north.
Everyone up north; tory🤮

by Nipplemuncher December 27, 2021


New Shoe Syndrome

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.

The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.

The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.

Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"

Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"

Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"

by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023


new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo

look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney

by violinist23 July 23, 2016


new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.

Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.

by Expert $Ex Machine November 18, 2020


New Faces

New Faces are an Indie pop band formed in Port Townsend, Washington in 2006. The band has received very good reviews, and won Seattle's local under-21 music compitetion, Sound Off!. They played at the Capitol Hill Block Party 2008 and Bumbershoot 2008 and were well-received both times. The band is also the youngest band to be signed by Seattle-based Loveless Records. The band digitally released two singles off of their first album, "Two Years", on July 22nd, before releasing the full album on August 26th. The band has been aired on Seattle music station 90.3 KEXP and on 107.7 The End).

Hey, are you going to the New Faces concert tonight? I know I am.

by The Fool On The (Capitol) Hill August 31, 2008