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The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!
choke your chicken until it bleeds.
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choke your partner while you kiss them day
(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)
girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.
girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!
(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.
John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
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1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.
2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
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When a gweedo dips a strap on dildo in marinara sauce and then continues to choke his victim with it.
Damn, Vinny really gave Jenny an Italian choke hold.
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When a team or person collapse towards the end of their game when they had the lead.The term comes from billiards when a person is about to win but can't make the 8 ball in.
The 2004 Yankees were choking on the 8 ball when they were unable to put the Red Sox away.
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Any fast food establishment serving things of dubious quality.
ie McDonalds, burger king,or those random little places on the corner...
Hey im gonna stop at the choke'n'puke and get a cartlidge burger!
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