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It means stay inside your home and don’t go out and stay safe!
stay at home and help keep everyone safe (from the 2020 virus)
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When your team loses an away game because the refs favor the home team by making some really bad (unfair) calls. (A takeoff on the term home-schooled.)
One guy: My team got home screwed by the refs at that away game.
Second guy: Yeah, those refs must have been related to the home team players or something.
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When during a sports competition the game is called unfairly in the favor of the home team.
Those refs must have been paid a shit load to call such a bad game, that away team got home baked.
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Im going to be hangin with my home slices tonight.
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Adjective: Set for life, established, successful, elated, on cloud nine.
Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.
Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.
Once you pass the bar exam, you're home in hose.
She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.
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A typical Home Depot employee, who thinks they know everything about construction, snaps their fingers repeatedly as they walk past you, talks so loudly to their fellow slacker-mates you can hear them 10 aisles away, never answers the question a customer asks because they don't know, and boasts they have built the most ingenious e.g,. solar devices for nothing, and if you butter them up about it, you can get them to admit this is because they have actually stolen the entire device.
Customer: Excuse me, do you know where I can find plumbing cement?
Home Creepo: Why do you want to do that?
Customer: To repair some plumbing.
Home Creepo: You don't want to do that. You need to buy a whole new setup. I did that last year. In fact I have solar pumbing, for absolutely nothing. I pay nothing for my hot water.
Customer: How smart of you, how did you do that?
Home Creepo: I "borrowed" the parts off RV's and houses with our solar parts.
Customer: How fascinating. And you have no idea where plumbing cement is.
Home Creepo: I don't like your tone of voice so I can't help you . Click Click Click (with the fingers).
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The people we now worship and truthfully have respect because we can't handle quarantine what so ever. at this point we could use the word GOD to describe these people because they've managed to do that their whole life.
home schoolers ex:
every kid in America not being able to function because of school and online work and quarantine: "I can't do it any more, I mean really who does this"
home schooler: "I've done it"
another home schooler: "I've been doing this for ten years now"
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