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When someone essentially insults themself in order to get sympathy from other people. A flirting tactic used by many girls.
Guy: Hi, what's wrong?
Girl: *sigh* I look awful today!
Guy: No you don't! You look absolutely wonderful!
Girl: No, I don't. Stop being nice.
Guy: I'm serious, you do! You're the most beautiful girl in the world, you couldn't look better!
Girl: I guess... but I'm stupid.
Guy: No you're not! You're 50 million times smarter than me!
... and this compliment fishing goes on. Don't fall for it, guys. It usually leads you to a girl who will dump you unless you compliment their every move and become their slave.
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When someone post a status on Facebook that is very open ended or mysterious in the hopes of getting people to comment on their post. It is often used to gain sympathy from the posters friends.
Facebook status: "Kim is wondering if it's even worth it anymore."
Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."
Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.
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When lacking a decent place to enjoy alcoholic beverages free from interference, road fishing is a final option. This act consists of driving around the countryside with a cooler full of beverages, allowing all passengers to 'fish' out and enjoy drinks hidden from public view. Road Fishing is only recommended in rural settings.
"Dave's parents shut down tonight's plan for a party, so we're just going to go road fishing until something new comes up."
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When there are more females than males at a location.
The opposite of a Sausage Fest
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A common sport among prisoners when an inmate unwraps a Jolly Rancher and places it between his/her butt cheeks. Later that day, they remove the Jolly Rancher, re-wrap it, and set it on an empty table. They then move a few paces away and wait for an unsuspecting "fish" to "take the bait" and eat the butt-Rancher.
We were prison fishing for hours last week. The only downside is that my bum is still sticky.
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Getting a blowjob from a chick when your dick is covered in the fish scent from a girl you boned earlier in the day.
Dino nailed Heather, then decided to drop a fish in Jennifer.
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the satisfying, yet annoying drip of pre-cum (or post-cum in this case) that dribbles out the end of your member about an hour after a wank, onto a pair of unsuspecting boxer shorts. results in a mildly uncomfortable, cold, sticky feeling in your pants. Apparently cleans you urethra of any leftover sperm.
fuck man, just got the missing fish from that wank i had an hour ago, and these are clean boxers.
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