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Being obscenely drunk and rarely remember anything from the night, ever, even when convinced by others that certain events happened. There a two distinct forms, the Baalim and the Lanigan. Both over-the-top drunk, but with slight differences in behaviour. However, both states-of-being are characterised by rowdiness and good times... we think.
I totally got a new level of Liam drunk last night, and then I yelled 'hooligans' and 'ham sandwich' at passerbys.
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Sitting on the crapper doing the business while the bitch is polishing you off, whilst 10 other hot chicks chant your name outside the toilet door.
Liam was having a shit getting a blow job, and just found out he had a winner in race 9. "Fuck I love the Dirty Liam"
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A gay, pro-LGBTQ+, liberal faggot who loves raping turtles in his free time just because of the sound they make.
Person 1: "Hey man, how's the party?"
Person 2: Not good, Liam Fort showed up."
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The greatest human being alive since John Lennon, no question.
Liam Gallagher's vocals are often imitated, but never equalled. Damon Albarn is a living proof.
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Liam is an amazing person to have in your life, and if your initials are GT and you know a Liam, you are the luckiest girl on the planet and I would trade places with you any second to be wanted by such an amazing, kind, funny, hot, smart guy such as Liam. He is better than the tenth doctor. He is better than Sherlock. He's amazing. He is freaking amazing. That's all I have to say.
-Wow that's is the most amazing person ever!
-Not as amazing as Liam Galleher!
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