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Master-rage

Raging by oneself alone in the dark by the light of your laptop.

Nathan goes to the U of M during finals week and master-rages alone.

by Pookiebear1111111111 December 15, 2011


Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.

Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.

by buggerritt October 25, 2012


Raging Stand

Another colloquial description of a male erection.

Man, I have such a raging stand right now!

Everytime I see Britney she gives me a raging stand!

by violinists_rocK July 18, 2008


rage bender

When something sets your temper off and you end up going down a rage rabbit hole, releasing all your pent up frustrations in a self destructive manner.

Microsoft messed up my laptop again with another one of their unwanted updates. The frustration led to a full blown rage bender in which I'm now going off about Microsoft, Apple, the incompetence of my government, the cost of various insurances, and the fact that the times on the clocks in my house don't match as well.

by It'smeKT February 28, 2020


Dad Rage

The intense burst of rage that a father gets when he finds out his child just crashed his new car.

Dad:"You did WHAT! DO U KNOW HOW MUCH THAT CAR COST!"

Freind:"Dude your dad has a serious case of dad rage."

by LO15 May 17, 2010


wifi rage

The act of naming a WIFI network in such a way as to discourage free use or hacking thereof. Also known as "passive aggressive wifi".

I'm usually a wifi sniffer, but the neighbor changed his wifi name to "GoAwayNowPest" so he knows I've been downloading porn on his dime... he has wifi rage.

by singedude June 15, 2010


Halo Rage

a serious condition that occurs while one is playing any online game, especially halo. It is classified by irrational and often violent anger, absurd claims that opponents are in some way cheating, or claims that there is something wrong with the server on which the game is played.

*Remedies
If you suspect that you or someone you know is experiencing halo rage, try one of the following:
take a break
eat a hot pocket/pizza roles/ packet of ramen
if you are playing halo, try cod4 and if you are playing cod4, try your hand at halo

gahhhhhh did you see that lag?
What the fuck? i unloaded on that n00b and hes still alive.
He wasnt even aiming at me!

Dude...you got some serious halo rage. have some pizza roles

by jakesss July 16, 2008

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