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When a story takes longer to tell than it took for the actual event. Usually because the verbose story teller adds unnecessary details rendering the story unlistenable. The story teller will undoubtedly get hung on up on details that are irrelevant to the story itself.
Dude, Brian just Buffalo 66'd the hell out of us with that story. I feel like I lost half the day.
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A suburb in the Northwest suburbs of Chicago. Students in Buffalo Grove either attend Stevenson High School or Buffalo Grove High School. In case you're wondering, BGHS is better. Whenever the two schools meat in a sport, Stevenson comes up with an incredibly offensive cheer, only to be shot down later when they lose.
Example: Boys volleyball game in 2006.
Stevenson cheer: "BG swallows!"
Buffalo Grove wins the match
BG cheer: "Now who swallows?"
Buffalo Grove beats Stevenson at practically every sport.
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to stand in the shower in a half-asleep state, usually before fully waking up and continuing on with the shower.
John stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.
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Chicken Wings that have a certain zest to them, many people think they originated in Buffalo, NY, but in actuality, they just got popular there.
Mom: Jo-Jo eat your buffalo wings before they get cold!
Jo-Jo: But mo-om...
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NHL team from Buffalo, NY. Much like every other Buffalo sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment (Brett Hull). Will NEVER - NEVER - win the Stanley Cup because God hates Buffalo and will never let any of its teams win anything of value (Buffalo Bills).
Fucking Christ, they had Hasek put up a 93.9% save percentage in the playoffs and fucking lost!
"Hey Whitey, did you know that the Buffalo Sabres are in the playoffs?"
"Hey douche-bag, it doesn't matter because they're just going to lose and then we have to listen to a bunch of ignorant, bitter, Sabres fans go on and on about that not being a goal and some other bullshit cause they're a bunch of pussy ass crybabies from a shitty place like Buffalo where there are no schools or roads just flaming rivers of tar and nuclear waste that damage the brains of these people even more than the heavy drinking their mothers did while they were in the womb and then the heavy drinking they themselves did once out of the womb and blah, blah, blah - Buffalo fucking sucks"
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Refers to an elderly Native American woman who has not engaged in sexual intercourse in a period of time. Refers to how the genitalia has not been aroused and has gathered dust.
Person 1: I went to the reservation last week to waste my paycheck at the slots, and this dusty buffalo cleared me out in Texas Hold 'em!
Person 2: I can see why she hasn't gotten any action...
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when you are very social but are too big to be considered a butterfly!
My friend Sandy is a social buffalo!
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