U of W

University of Wikipedia. A sarcastic way of saying "I didn't spend $10,000+ and 4 years of my life at university, but I still know just as much as you."

I majored in Anthropology and Psychology at U of W.

U-HI

Unpleasant Human Interaction.

There are many different types of "human interactions".

Exemplary (E-HI); pleasant, positive, or pleasurable (P-HI); productive (PROD-HI), professional (PRO-HI), unprofessional (UNPRO-HI), unproductive (UNPROD-HI), counterproductive (CP-HI), unpleasant (U-HI); painful (PA-HI); regrettable (R-HI), horrendous (H-HI), ugly (UG-HI), nice (N-HI), not nice (NN-HI), laughable (L-HI), funny (F-HI), ridiculous (RI-HI), retarded (RE-HI), sexual (S-HI), asexual (AS-HI), etc. The list is endless, and a website may sprout listing all the different types of human interactions and their acronyms or (as I believe it is best to call them) "acronames".

By looking back and analyzing not only an interaction, but also what "really" happened and how each participant behaved and or reacted to other's behaviors, it is possible to comprehend interactions and behaviors better, learn from them, remember them, and give them a name or label—such as EHI.

Labeling interactions can help reveal similarities and make it easier to categorize and group them to further increase comprehension and knowledge.

U are sus

NO U

U are sus not me

U Sub

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of finding the derivative in Calculus, this is actually the premise of a toxic joke, known as a "deez nuts" joke. Ask a person who does not know calculus to explain U Sub, and when they respond with a question along the lines of "what is U Sub", the setup for the deez nuts joke is complete.

"Hey can you explain U Sub to me?"
"What's U Sub?"
"U Submerged yo face in deez nuts!!!!"

final no u

counters "no u" and "infinity no u" using the definition of the world "final". Use this to add another comeback chance for yourself.

enemy: haha noob
you: no u
enemy: infinity no u
you: final no u
enemy: haha trash you can't even win me
you: (epic argument)

No u squared

Used as a rebuttal to no u as a way in which to end any argument
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)

You: “ur mum has quite the gae”
Jim: “No u”
You: “no u squared”
Jim: -jumps off a cliff

u spoon

means the same thing as u mad?

me: u spoon?
you: nop rly
me: yuno spoon?
you: yuso spoon...