january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

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Dec 13

Dec 13, hold a random kids hand at ur school

Dec 13 from tiktok

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November 13

it’s the day to kick your friend if their name starts with M, V, L, A, and P

me: *kicks my friend*

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: what the fuck, dude ?

me: it’s November 13th, dumbass.

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: shit.

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July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

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13 stepped

Approached for sex in an AA meeting. Usually by a god squad lecherous, sanctimonious prick.

I was feeling vulnerable in an AA meeting when a sanctimonious, god squad prick 13 stepped me for a cheap fuck.

the chirp of the 13%

A sound you will typically hear, usually over vocal intercoms like video games or phone calls, inside the home of the 13%

Adam: yo what's that damn chirping sound? I'm trying to focus without that going off ever 3 seconds
Tim: oh that's probably just the chirp of the 13% in our lobby

August 13

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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