january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

16👍 20👎

Dec 13

Dec 13, hold a random kids hand at ur school

Dec 13 from tiktok

5👍 4👎

November 13

it’s the day to kick your friend if their name starts with M, V, L, A, and P

me: *kicks my friend*

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: what the fuck, dude ?

me: it’s November 13th, dumbass.

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: shit.

5👍 4👎

July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

25👍 35👎

13 October

The person that was born on this day is very kind, very sweet, very amazing, very handsome, very caring, very nice, very charming, very loving, very cute, very cool, very fun, very funny, very smart, very respectful, very forgiving, very brave, very understanding, very hardworking, very helpful, very lazy, very humble, very inspiring, very impatient, very appreciative, very responsible, very friendly, sometimes rude, sometimes cold, sometimes harsh, very silly, very beautiful. :D

-If you see this I love you. - Laima<3

Me: hey, just wanted to let you know that it’s 13 October, I hope u have a good day today.<3

13 October

national let you daughter outside with her friends

girl: my father doesn t allow me to go outside
boy: no way! today is 13 OCTOBER
!! It means that he is obligated to let you outside

13 and 16

Absolutely f*cking illegal.

I personally find it okay for a 13 and 15, and 14 and 16.. but 13 and 16? You got to be F*CKING kidding me.

Friend: Yo I datin a girl.

Friend 2: How old is she?

Friend: She's 13!

Friend 2: Aren't you 16? THATS A CASE MY GUY

Friend: Sh*t, not my fault shes so hot

So it's illegal for a 13 and 16 year old to date.