january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

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November 13

it’s the day to kick your friend if their name starts with M, V, L, A, and P

me: *kicks my friend*

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: what the fuck, dude ?

me: it’s November 13th, dumbass.

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: shit.

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Dec 13

Dec 13, hold a random kids hand at ur school

Dec 13 from tiktok

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July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

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Rule <13

Similar to rule 34. If it exists, there is a loli version of it. This simply changes the appearance of the character, not the age.

Shadman has drawn rule <13 of Overwatch characters.

adrod 13

A TikTok meme where people install a terrible clone of a fake Android 13 installer which actually "destroys the system"

Person: Yo guys I'm gonna install adrod 13
Installer: The system has been destroyed

Apollo 13

1) The "successful accident" that took place on April 11, 1970 thru April 17 1970 where astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise, and Jack Swigert had to jurry rig their Apollo spacecraft, using the LEM as a "life boat" after an explosion broke one of the oxygen tanks during liftoff

2) Similar to winging it, but you have at least some idea of what you're doing. "Pulling an Apollo 13"

1) Houston, we have a problem

2) Fuck, I forgot to study for the test. I'll just flip through my notes and pull an Apollo 13...