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The day I get out of quarantine because I was exposed
Bestie: Hey when will you be back in school?
Me: November 23 you should know this by now
Bestie: Sorry I just miss you so much
Me: My mom has to live in an RV and i wear a mask around my own house
Bestie: but..why
Me: sOciAl dIstAnCInG even tho its my house
Bestie: CHILE-
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Give Wesley head day. You must give all human males names Wesley head on this day.
Hey it’s October 23. Give Wesley head
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Whoever is born on this day will chew on plastic and if they dont they weren’t born on this day
Oh whys that girl chewing on plastic?
she was just born on february 23
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23 skidoo is code for "let's go smoke (weed)." Its double-meaning for "let's get out of here" makes it subtle enough for the non-participating members of the group. 23 was Michael Jordan's jersey number -- MJ for marijuana.
Other people: Blahblah blahblahboringblah.
Smoker: Well, we gotta 23 skidoo!
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The day where the most beautiful Bulgarian girls are born - especially Aneliyas
-Hey your cute :)
-Thanks 🥰
-What’s your name and when are you born?
-My name’s Aneliya and I’m born on December 23rd!
-😍🌎!!!
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Have sex with a boy with a name that starts with R,T,S,W and J. / Have sex with a girl with a name that starts with J,R,L,K,A and M
Alex: hey Julie looking fine
Julie: excuse me?
Alex: I have to have sex with you! It's June 23rd!
Julie: yay.
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